Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
“Seven writers board a train. At the end of the line, five will leave it alive. One will be in cuffs.”
Everyone This Christmas Has a Secret
“A woman covered in blood who doesn’t remember how it got on her. And a man decapitated… by a piece of paper.”
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
“Look, we’re not a family of psychopaths. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate. Which one am I?”
Have I Told You This Already?
“It seems to me that being a performer is the only job where you are both the car and the billboard advertising it.”
Unwrap My Heart
“I could stare into the blank space where his eyes should be all day.”
What If? 2
“Space is the hottest place you can freeze to death.”
The Office BFFs
“This book is several things— a scrapbook, a BFF journal, and a love letter to fans of our show.”
The Happy Rant
A fast, easy, funny, relatable read poking fun at Christian subculture.
Excuse Me While I Disappear
“How do I know I am middle-aged?… the first time you see something advertised and really want it, but then you immediately think about ways you could get hurt using it.”
The Nineties
What I was hoping to be a funny nostalgic read ended up being a bit of a drag.
People We Meet on Vacation
“I love being the one who makes him weird.”
Start Without Me
Is this book funny or not?
This is Going to Hurt
“However a health-care system might be set up or funded, the experience of being a doctor is utterly universal. The same heartbreak, the same hilarity, the same damaging work schedule, and, of course, the same baffling array of objects getting constantly inserted into orifices.”
Where the Deer and the Antelope Play
“You rarely see messaging encouraging one to sit still, breathe, and please don’t think about buying anything at all.”
The Office: The Untold Story
Calling all Office fans! Get a behind-the-scenes look at how this show came to be the brilliant masterpiece that it is!
Hyperbole and a Half
Unfortunate situations, flawed coping mechanisms, mayhem, and other things that happened.
Broken (in the best possible way)
“Victor was like, ‘Why is there a disco ball on the credit card?’ and I said, ‘It’s not for me. It's for some famous retired monkeys who aren’t allowed to roller skate anymore.’ And that’s when Victor threatened to turn off my credit cards.”
How To: Absurd Scientific Advice
I think “entertaining and useless” is an accurate description of this book!
Capital Gaines
Firstly, great and clever title. Nextly, I'd say this book is probably going to be more inspiring to entrepreneurial types or people who are just die-hard-the Gaines-can-do-no-wrong types. I am neither, so…
Scrappy Little Nobody
In this book, it came off as a little over the top. Like she was more so trying to just prove to herself that she was still a normal person. But normal or not- I still didn't find her very relatable.